"I comprehend the hock of themselves is to coin this a wonderful 21st century Multnomah County library branch"

I wish I could take credit for the following article on library.musiced.net. Probably computer generated. But if not, it's still hilarious! Here's the complete text of the post:

Commissioners won’t budge on to the skin mall library site

“We contain a rightness best here.”
Commissioner Jeff Cogen, who said he initially backed the Discovery Block area help of care of of the interchange hew down help of put an end to year, agreed.
“All things being commensurate, I would’ve supported” a freestanding library, he said. “But all things are not commensurate. There isn’t such a subject as a pre-eminent describe here.”
Mayor Kight, who drummed up Troutdale City Council stomach at an difficulty appointment Tuesday, March 31, said he was enable to filch out like a light down in the consequence of the provisions appointment. He indicated, how, that he’s content to emigrate on to the next side in getting the library established. “Hopefully, residents discretion come away strings it to the the gen that there’s a oodles of shortcomings to this identified with area.

“They’re affluent to deliver in a library,” he said. A oodles of people discretion be enable to filch out like a light down that it’s clearly in Wood Village, on the western uptight of Troutdale. But at the pointless of the interval, I reckon people discretion masterpiece the library.”
He praised his comrade councilors to safeguard rallying to intent concerns help of care of of the provisions.
“The other urban department councilors, who I deliberating did a breathtaking affair, made completely compelling arguments in getting Troutdale more entangled with in the attitude steadfastness,” he said.
One affect that alone came to the council’s concentration this week is that Regency Centers - holder of Cherry Park Marketplace - has deliver the plaza up to safeguard bargain-priced.

Anchored during a Safeway supermarket, Cherry Park Marketplace also houses a Hollywood Video franchise, a US Bank branch and El Tapatio Restaurant. Along with the center’s contradictory facts of occupancy, it makes Kight less than carefree with the site’s long-term viability.
“That branch of the ransack mall is distressed,” he said. “(The owners) call for to call this means. A 20-year sublease with the county makes it a much more marketable commodity.”
Mike Sublett, with Multnomah County Facilities and Property Management, countered the personification that the center being to safeguard bargain-priced creates a concealed confound anent a protect sublease. I’m confident they’re popping their champagne corks.

He said the site’s 10-year sublease with three five-year options represents a longer hock than other developers offered.
“It does not smash us negatively,” he said, noting that the neat Albina library branch in Northeast Portland is in a shopping center that’s been bought and sold. “We’ve had branches where the means changed hands, and it was masked to us.
With siting questions contemporary resolved, he said he and comrade county officials look help of care of to cooperating with Troutdale leaders to intent the library concept toward facts in fact. It’s a well-written sublease.”
The library at Cherry Park could be operational during at daybreak 2010, Sublett said.
“I comprehend the hock of themselves is to coin this a wonderful 21st century Multnomah County library branch,” he said.