Oct 30, 2007

The Which Team Sucks More Search

As long as we're browsing sports sites, let's find out which of my favorite sports teams have the most Google suckage influence.

First, let's try a search for "New York Mets suck".
RESULTS: Results 1 - 10 of about 13,000 for "New York Mets suck".

Next up: search for "New York Knicks suck".
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,490 for "New York Knicks suck"

Last, but not least: search for "Denver Broncos suck"
Results:
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,050 for "Denver Broncos suck".

The "it sucks to be a loser award" goes to The New York Mets.The Broncos are merely mediocre. The Knicks are stuck with a sexual harassment coach and management, But nothing, it seems, brings scorn on a team like leading the National League East by 7 games, then losing that gargantuan lead in a mere 17 days, and missing the MLB playoffs.

But remember this, sports fans: You don't have to suck to score high in Google suckage influence. For example, The Boston Red Sox, 2007 World Series Champions, winners of two World Series in recent years, OUTSCORED the NY Mets in Google suckage influence!

Here are today's Google search results for "Boston Red Sox suck".
Results:
Results 1 - 10 of about 17,200 for "Boston Red Sox suck".
I 'm guessing that 17,200 Boston Red Sox fans still haven't forgiven Bill Buckner. . .

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